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October 2001/et

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|featured=Järjekordne kaotus organiseeritud kuritegevusele
|title2=Peter Armstrong, Liberty Tree uudistebüroo
|published=18. oktoober 2001, kell 22:22
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|imagedesc=Kiilakas, kuid mitte piisavalt kaval – hetked enne haarangut
|article=Another Punch in the Gut for Organized Crime
|desc=Kohalik kurikael ja kriminaal sai eile teada, et pärast terve elu kestnud kiiret eluviisi, "blingi ja libusid" (plaatinast ehted ja kergemeelsed naised), ei tasu kuritegevus tegelikult ära. Ta mõisteti pikaks ajaks vangi ilma võimaluseta tingimisi vabastamiseks.
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|headline=Eakas Aasia mees kinni peetud
|title2=pärast immigratsiooninõuete mittetäitmist
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|published=18. oktoober 2001, kell 23:30
|author=Amy Salzburg
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|imagedesc=Kummaline, vana Aasia mees
|article=Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration
|desc=Eakas Aasia mees, kes tekitas suurt segadust meie ülekoormatud immigratsiooniametis, saadetakse hiljem sel kuul maalt välja, kuna ta ei suutnud USA immigratsiooniteenistusele (INS) piisavalt põhjendada oma riiki sisenemise vajadust.
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|headline=Kas oled seda naist näinud?
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|published=18. oktoober 2001, kell 22:20
|author=Kelly Sue DeConnick
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|imagedesc=Kas SINA oled teda näinud?
|article=Have You Seen This Woman
|desc=FBI allikate väitel võib üks tuntud naissoost pangaröövel ja relvastatud röövija tegutseda nüüd Liberty City piirkonnas. Politsei usub, et ülaloleval fotol on salapärane ja äärmiselt ohtlik naine, keda seostatakse mitme pangarööviga edelaosas viimase kolme aasta jooksul.
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|headline=Liberty Tree võidab auhinna. Pole uut informatsiooni.
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|published=18. oktoober 2001, kell 21:10
|author=Adam Tedman
|article=Liberty Tree Wins Award
|desc=Liberty Tree-d on taas õigustatult tunnustatud meie tipptaseme ja pühendumuse eest kvaliteetse ajalehe igapäevaseks kojutoimetamiseks.
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|headline=KOERTE KEELUSTAMINE JÄÄB JÕUSSE
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|published=18. oktoober 2001, kell 20:00
|author=Gregory Lau
|article=DOG BAN UPHELD
|desc=Kui on üks asi, mida te Liberty City tänavatel enam kunagi ei näe, siis on see koer. Linnavolikogu hääletas suure häälteenamusega koerte omamise keelu jätkamise poolt.
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October 2001/en

2025-06-23T07:25:29Z

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|featured=Another Punch in the Gut for Organized Crime
|title2=By Peter Armstrong, Liberty Tree News Bureau
|published=October 18th 2001 3:22pm EST
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|imagedesc=Baldheaded, but not slick enough, moments before the raid
|article=Another Punch in the Gut for Organized Crime
|desc=A local hoodlum and criminal yesterday found out that after a lifetime of fast living, "bling and bitches" (platinum jewelry and loose women), crime really does not pay, after he was sent down for a long time, with no option of parole.
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|headline=Elderly Asian Man Held
|title2=After Failing to Satisfy Immigration
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|published=October 18th 2001 4:30pm EST
|author=Amy Salzburg
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|imagedesc=Strange, old Asian man
|article=Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration
|desc=The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the country.
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|headline=Have You Seen This Woman?
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|published=October 18th 2001 3:20pm EST
|author=Kelly Sue DeConnick
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|imagedesc=Have YOU seen her?
|article=Have You Seen This Woman
|desc=FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may now be operating in the Liberty City area. The picture above is of a mysterious and very dangerous female, police believe to be connected to a number of bank robberies in the southwest over the past three years.
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|headline=Liberty Tree Wins Award. No New Information.
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|published=October 18th 2001 2:10pm EST
|author=Adam Tedman
|article=Liberty Tree Wins Award
|desc=The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day.
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|headline=DOG BAN UPHELD
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|published=October 18th 2001 1:00pm EST
|author=Gregory Lau
|article=DOG BAN UPHELD
|desc=If there's one thing you'll never see fouling the streets of Liberty City, it's a dog. The city council have voted overwhelmingly to uphold the ban on dog ownership in our city.
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2025-02-10T07:11:33Z

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| Trans = HEADLINES | CLASSIFIED | SPORTS | FORUM | BUSINESS | ENTERTAINMENT
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2025-02-10T07:11:31Z

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<languages/><onlyinclude>a word from our sponsors</onlyinclude>
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2025-02-10T07:11:29Z

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<languages/><onlyinclude>sõna meie sponsoritelt</onlyinclude>
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2025-02-10T07:11:26Z

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<languages/><onlyinclude>Liberty Tree uudistebüroo</onlyinclude>
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2025-02-10T07:11:20Z

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<languages/><onlyinclude>{{#switch: {{ROOTPAGENAME}}
| October 2001 = " Eilsed uudised täna "
| September 2001 = " Tõde on tõlgendamise küsimus "
| August 2001 = " Tõde on roog, mis on maitsvaim leigelt ! "
| July 2001 = " Tõe väetamine loomulike meetodite läbi ! "
| June 2001 = " Tõe üles röhitsemine nagu pärast eilset õhtusööki "
| May 2001 = " Neli ausat kõhtu närivad tõde "
| April 2001 = " Bluusi pole, on ainult uudised "
| March 2001 = " Teeme tõest huvitava ettepaneku "
| February 2001 = " Uudised pole kunagi nii hästi lõhnanud "
| Trans = " Yesterday's News Today "
| " Eilsed uudised täna "
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| October 2001 = " Yesterday's News Today "
| September 2001 = " The Truth Is What You Make Of It "
| August 2001 = " The Truth Is A Dish Best Eaten Lukewarm ! "
| July 2001 = " Fertilizing The Truth By Natural Means ! "
| June 2001 = " Belching Up Truth Like Last Night's Dinner "
| May 2001 = " Masticating The Truth In Four Honest Stomachs "
| April 2001 = " All The News, None of the Blues "
| March 2001 = " Making The Truth An Entertaining Proposition "
| February 2001 = " News Never Smelled So Good "
| Trans = " Yesterday's News Today "
| " Yesterday's News Today "
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2025-02-10T07:10:59Z

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<languages/><onlyinclude>Liberty Tree News Bureau</onlyinclude>
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2025-02-10T07:09:25Z

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| Trans = The News Organ of Liberty City
| The News Organ of Liberty City
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2025-02-10T07:09:13Z

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<languages/><onlyinclude>{{#switch: {{ROOTPAGENAME}}
| October 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 9
| September 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 8
| August 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 7
| July 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 6
| June 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 5
| May 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 4
| April 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 3
| March 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 2
| February 2001 = Vol. 1, Issue 1
| Trans = Vol. 1, Issue 9
| Vol. 1, Issue 9
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| Trans = For the latest updates, send a blank email to our [mailto:gta-subscribe-request@listserv.rockstargames.com SUBSCRIPTION ADDRESS]
| Viimaste uudiste saamiseks saatke tühi e-kiri meie [mailto:gta-subscribe-request@listserv.rockstargames.com TELLIMISAADRESSILE]}}</onlyinclude>
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| Trans = For the latest updates, send a blank email to our [mailto:gta-subscribe-request@listserv.rockstargames.com SUBSCRIPTION ADDRESS]
| For the latest updates, send a blank email to our [mailto:gta-subscribe-request@listserv.rockstargames.com SUBSCRIPTION ADDRESS]}}</onlyinclude>
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| Trans = HEADLINES | CLASSIFIED | SPORTS | FORUM | BUSINESS | ENTERTAINMENT
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| Trans = The News Organ of Liberty City
| Liberty City uudisteorgan
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| October 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 9
| September 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 8
| August 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 7
| July 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 6
| June 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 5
| May 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 4
| April 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 3
| March 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 2
| February 2001 = Vol. 1, nr. 1
| Trans = Vol. 1, Issue 9
| Vol. 1, nr. 9
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| October 2001 = Neljapäeval, 18. oktoobril 2001
| September 2001 = Neljapäeval, 6. septembril 2001
| August 2001 = Kolmapäeval, 15. augustil 2001
| July 2001 = Pühapäeval, 1. juulil 2001
| June 2001 = Reedel, 1. juunil 2001
| May 2001 = Teisipäeval, 1. mail 2001
| April 2001 = Pühapäeval, 1. aprillil 2001
| March 2001 = Neljapäeval, 1. märtsil 2001
| February 2001 = Neljapäeval, 1. veebruaril 2001
| Trans = Thursday October 18th, 2001
| Neljapäeval, 18. oktoobril 2001
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| October 2001 = Thursday October 18th, 2001
| September 2001 = Thursday September 6th, 2001
| August 2001 = Wednesday August 15th, 2001
| July 2001 = Sunday July 1st, 2001
| June 2001 = Friday June 1st, 2001
| May 2001 = Tuesday May 1st, 2001
| April 2001 = Sunday April 1st, 2001
| March 2001 = Thursday March 1st, 2001
| February 2001 = Thursday February 1st, 2001
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<languages/><onlyinclude>Tagasi avalehele</onlyinclude>
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September 2001/Internal Affairs Called In/en

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|headline=Internal Affairs Called In
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|published=September 6th 2001 4:30pm EST
|author=Bob Jefferson
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|imagedesc=LCPD earning their wage, legitimately.
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|desc=Corruption continues to bedevil the LCPD. We all know that. Which of us hasn't bribed our way out of a speeding ticket? Who amongst our wives and girlfriends hasn't flirted shamelessly, showing her leg, or bra strap or more, in order to save our bacon when we're in trouble for tax evasion? These are part of the things which give Liberty City it's character and something we've all lived with since we were old enough to say, "I'm sorry, officer, you appear to have dropped some money into my wallet, let me give it back to you. Would you like a back rub?"

But, as it turns out, it's not the officers on patrol who like a little supplementary income, but all the way through the LCPD, people are taking back-handers at a record rate. One insider claims "All officers make 90% of their income in back-handers and bribes, but most of them blow it on wild living, so nobody really notices, but now some senior officers are actually getting rich on the back of it."

The result, an Internal Affairs investigation the likes of which the LCPD has never seen before. "We're determined to stamp out all corruption in this town," said Mayor O' Donovan at a news conference yesterday, "We believe there is a serious problem within the LCPD, and we think it is especially problematic in the under-cover unit. They haven't made so much as an arrest, let alone a conviction in 3 years. And most of them drive convertibles. Something isn't adding up."
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September 2001/Spank Menace Grows. No New Information./en

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|headline=Spank Menace Grows. No New Information.
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|author=E. Crume
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|desc=The new street menace, SPANK, is running riot in Liberty City, and has been blamed for the rise in crime across the entire metropolitan area. That much is well known. What police and other government agencies interested in that sort of thing had no idea about was where the SPANK was coming from. And, we've got to be honest, they still don't know. But they're coming up with a theory. "As soon as we can."

Quite what the impact of SPANK on our community has been is impossible to gauge, but police are certain it is responsible "for a lot of crime." One thing is clear, a SPANK habit is expensive, relatively speaking. "You could feed a family of four for two months with the money your average SPANK user is blowing in a short time, shoving it down their ears and up their noses, or where the sun doesn't shine in suppository form, popular amongst the more addled SPANK heads," said a concerned teacher. "On my salary, I couldn't afford to do SPANK. But that's what a career in public service does for you. Still, I do get 3 month holidays, and I sleep easy at night, knowing I'm doing the right thing." Our educational source, who chose to remain anonymous, but who is head of physics at Shoreside High School, then lectured on corruption in education, under-funding and a few little tricks with a Van Der Graaf Generator, before we left her and wrote this blind date off as a pretty depressing experience.

SPANK usage is thought to be rife amongst the young and is responsible for untold deaths and injuries. Common amongst SPANK users are serious mental delusions, including Vegetosis, when addicts who have gone too far believe they can never eat meat again and another condition with a long name that sounded very worrying. Authorities are convinced that SPANK distribution, although SPANK is a completely synthetic substance, is connected to Colombian drugs gangs who have long operated in the Liberty City area. They don't, however, have any evidence to support this supposition. Or at least, they weren't telling us, even when we bought them a lot of drinks, and threatened to show their wives photos of them leaving places of ill repute.
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September 2001/Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again)/en

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|headline=Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again)
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|published=September 6th 2001 3:20pm EST
|author=Ken Dellamonica
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|imagedesc=Pan-Lantic construction on Portland Tunnel remains ongoing. Luckily they're paid hourly.
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|desc=The long delayed Porter Tunnel project, linking Liberty City's two island boroughs, Staunton and Portland has been beset by problems. First there was the financing. Then there was the leak. Then there was the spate of corruption scandals involving slush funds, back-handers, fore-handers and more handers that have meant the project has always been destined to come in over budget and over schedule.

Last year, we were promised a big opening party on September 1, but that date has come again, and the City Transport Commission are keeping their cards close to the chest. "Let's just say the balloons have been put on ice," said one official, "Sure we could have had a party, but the simple fact of the matter is that the tunnel ain't done. And when the tunnel's done, then we'll have the party." When asked on a likely completion date, he answered, "Soon, depending on who you ask, could be next month, could be a year. Building tunnels ain't as easy as falling off a log." Commenting on where the money was coming from to finish the project, he was adamant, "We stole some off the schools budget. And fair enough. If you ain't got a tunnel, how are the kids gonna get to school? This was a chicken and egg situation and let's be honest, this tunnel comes before any education budget, and we're going to prove it with the biggest party this town's ever seen."

Officials are expecting the tunnel to be opened some time in October or November of this year "if things go according to plan, although certain commuters may not see any improvement in services until the new year."
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|headline=Intervjuu Donald Love’iga
|title2=William Mazyck, Liberty Tree uudistebüroo
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|published=7. september 2001, kell 00:40
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|imagedesc=Liberty Tree tervitab Donald Love’i, kogukonna uusimat tugisammast.
|article=An Interview With Donald Love
|desc=Kui Donald Love avas oma uue veebilehe – mis on eellugu tema sisenemisele internetitelevisiooni maailma 2005. aastal –, leidis ta hetke oma kiirest ajakavast, et rääkida Liberty Tree ajalehele meelelahutuse tulevikust Liberty Citys.
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|published=September 6th 2001 4:30pm EST
|author=Bob Jefferson
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|imagedesc=LCPD teenib oma palga – seekord ausalt.
|article=Internal Affairs Called In
|desc=Korruptsioon jätkab LCPD vaevamist. Me kõik teame seda. Kes meist pole kunagi trahvist pääsemiseks altkäemaksu andnud? Milline meie naistest või tüdruksõpradest pole häbenematult flirtinud, näidates oma jalga, rinnahoidja rihma või enamat, et meid maksupettuse jamadest välja aidata?
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|headline=Porter tunneli avamine jälle edasi lükatud
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|published=6. september 2001, kell 22:20
|author=Ken Dellamonica
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|imagedesc=Pan-Lantic jätkab Portlandi tunneli ehitust õnneks saavad nad palka tunnitasu alusel.
|article=Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again)
|desc=Pikalt veninud Porter Tunneli projekt, mis peaks ühendama Liberty City kahte saarelinnaosa, Stauntonit ja Portlandi, on olnud algusest peale probleemide küüsis. Esmalt tekkisid rahastamisraskused. Seejärel lekkis tunnel. Seejärel tulid järjest korruptsiooniskandaalid, mis hõlmasid musti rahastamisfonde, altkäemakse, pealtkäemakse ja igasuguseid muid makseid, mis tähendasid, et projekt on alati olnud määratud minema üle eelarve ja graafiku.
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|headline=SPANK-i oht kasvab. 
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|published=6. september 2001, kell 21:10
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|article=Spank Menace Grows. No New Information.
|desc=Uus narkomaania epideemia, SPANK, on vallutanud Liberty City tänavad ning seda süüdistatakse kuritegevuse plahvatuslikus kasvus kogu linnas. See on juba ammu teada. Kuid mida politsei ja teised riigiametid siiani ei tea, on see, kust SPANK täpselt pärineb. Ja kui olla aus, siis nad ei tea seda siiani. Aga nad toovad esile teooria "kohe kui võimalik."
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|headline=Cocksid purustavad Beaversi
|title2=Cocks 3 - 0 Beavers Ameerika jalgpalliliiga eriraport
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|published=6. september 2001, kell 21:00
|author=Frederic Pierce
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|desc=Kaks kohalikku meeskonda läksid eile Bush Stadiumil vastamisi, kuid tulemus oli ühesuunaline. Cocks purustas Beaversi võimsa rünnaku ja agressiivse lõpuga, millele Beavers ei suutnud vastata. See oli kiire ja halastamatu mäng – "Wham, bam, aitäh, Ma’am", sest Cocksi Iraani päritolu ründaja, Ma’am, lõi kolm väravat. Tema võimsad läbimurded äärtelt ja nutikad kombinatsioonid keskelt lõid Beaversi kaitseliini täielikult segadusse. Iga kord, kui ta Beaversi värava poole sööstis, jäid vastased vastuseta – peamiselt seetõttu, et tema mänguplaan oli esitatud araabia keeles.
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September 2001/en

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|desc=Corruption continues to bedevil the LCPD. We all know that. Which of us hasn't bribed our way out of a speeding ticket? Who amongst our wives and girlfriends hasn't flirted shamelessly, showing her leg, or bra strap or more, in order to save our bacon when we're in trouble for tax evasion?
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|article=Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again)
|desc=The long delayed Porter Tunnel project, linking Liberty City's two island boroughs, Staunton and Portland has been beset by problems. First there was the financing. Then there was the leak. Then there was the spate of corruption scandals involving slush funds, back-handers, fore-handers and more handers that have meant the project has always been destined to come in over budget and over schedule.
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|desc=The new street menace, SPANK, is running riot in Liberty City, and has been blamed for the rise in crime across the entire metropolitan area. That much is well known. What police and other government agencies interested in that sort of thing had no idea about was where the SPANK was coming from. And, we've got to be honest, they still don't know. But they're coming up with a theory.
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|desc=Two local teams went head to head, but there was only one outcome at Bush Stadium yesterday. The Cocks creamed the Beavers, with a display of power finishing and aggression that the Beavers had no answer for. It was wham, bam, and thank you Ma'am, as the Cock's Iranian striker, Ma'am, scored three times, after powerful thrusts down the wing and some very clever approach work through the middle. Each time he bored down on the Beavers they had no answer to his questions, mainly because they were posed in Arabic.
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An Interview With Donald Love

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Two local teams went head to head, but there was only one outcome at Bush Stadium yesterday. The Cocks creamed the Beavers, with a display of power finishing and aggression that the Beavers had no answer for. It was wham, bam, and thank you Ma'am, as the Cock's Iranian striker, Ma'am, scored three times, after powerful thrusts down the wing and some very clever approach work through the middle. Each time he bored down on the Beavers they had no answer to his questions, mainly because they were posed in Arabic.

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September 6th 2001 1:00pm EST

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Cocks 3 - 0 Beavers American Soccer League Special

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Cocks Stuff Beavers

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The new street menace, SPANK, is running riot in Liberty City, and has been blamed for the rise in crime across the entire metropolitan area. That much is well known. What police and other government agencies interested in that sort of thing had no idea about was where the SPANK was coming from. And, we've got to be honest, they still don't know. But they're coming up with a theory.

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September 6th 2001 2:10pm EST

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Spank Menace Grows. No New Information.

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The long delayed Porter Tunnel project, linking Liberty City's two island boroughs, Staunton and Portland has been beset by problems. First there was the financing. Then there was the leak. Then there was the spate of corruption scandals involving slush funds, back-handers, fore-handers and more handers that have meant the project has always been destined to come in over budget and over schedule.

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Pan-Lantic construction on Portland Tunnel 
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September 6th 2001 3:20pm EST

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Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again)

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Corruption continues to bedevil the LCPD. We all know that. Which of us hasn't bribed our way out of a speeding ticket? Who amongst our wives and girlfriends hasn't flirted shamelessly, showing her leg, or bra strap or more, in order to save our bacon when we're in trouble for tax evasion?

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Internal Affairs Called In

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Liberty Tree welcomes Donald Love, newest bastion of the community.

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September 6th 2001 5:40pm EST

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By William Mazyck, Liberty Tree News Bureau

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n Interview With Donald Love

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"I Love It Here!"

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SPANK usage is thought to be rife amongst the young and is responsible for untold deaths and injuries. Common amongst SPANK users are serious mental delusions, including Vegetosis, when addicts who have gone too far believe they can never eat meat again and another condition with a long name that sounded very worrying. Authorities are convinced that SPANK distribution, although SPANK is a completely synthetic substance, is connected to Colombian drugs gangs who have long operated in the Liberty City area. They don't, however, have any evidence to support this supposition. Or at least, they weren't telling us, even when we bought them a lot of drinks, and threatened to show their wives photos of them leaving places of ill repute.

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Quite what the impact of SPANK on our community has been is impossible to gauge, but police are certain it is responsible "for a lot of crime." One thing is clear, a SPANK habit is expensive, relatively speaking. "You could feed a family of four for two months with the money your average SPANK user is blowing in a short time, shoving it down their ears and up their noses, or where the sun doesn't shine in suppository form, popular amongst the more addled SPANK heads," said a concerned teacher. "On my salary, I couldn't afford to do SPANK. But that's what a career in public service does for you. Still, I do get 3 month holidays, and I sleep easy at night, knowing I'm doing the right thing." Our educational source, who chose to remain anonymous, but who is head of physics at Shoreside High School, then lectured on corruption in education, under-funding and a few little tricks with a Van Der Graaf Generator, before we left her and wrote this blind date off as a pretty depressing experience.

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