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|featured=Gangs Rife on our City Streets, Corruption Everywhere
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|title2=By Walt Karl, Liberty Tree News Bureau
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|published=May 1st 2001 4:59pm EST
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|imagedesc=Gang activity impeding the flow of<br>traffic in the St. Marks area.
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|desc=The Liberty City Police Department has conducted a survey into the roles gangs play in our city's violent crime problem. The results were staggering. For a long time, social commentators had argued that problems were caused by a lack of services for the mentally ill and deranged, along with the lure of easy money to be made in petty street crime.
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|headline=Mackerel Factory to Expand
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|published=May 1st 2001 3:14pm EST
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|desc=Cheung Industries of Shanghai announced that they were to expand the factory production of mackerel in the Liberty City area. Cheung Industries is well known for the creation of what has been derisorily called "artificial" Mackerel, a tasty, fishy meal made from the bones and skeletons of any animal matter. The factory will bring thousands of jobs to Liberty City, and make it a world leader in artificial fish.
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|headline=Mayor O'Donovan Denies Misuse of Government Funds Over Nail Gun Fiasco
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|published=May 1st 2001 1:14pm EST
|author=Joel Stahlman
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|article=Mayor O'Donovan Denies Misuse of Government Funds Over Nail Gun Fiasco
|desc=Mayor O'Donovan. Is he a mayor or a nail gun? Sounds stupid, I know, but not in Liberty City. The Mayor's brother is CEO of Donovan Hardware, makers of the aforementioned nail gun and he hasn't been shy about getting his brother to endorse his "revolutionary new way of knocking nails into wood".
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|headline=EDITORIAL<br>Advertising Good for America
|title2=by Jeffrey Veselik, Liberty Tree Associate Editor
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|desc=Do you like our new format? We've included much more adverts, and far fewer stories. Why? Because we're an American newspaper. A lot of people claimed that when The Liberty Tree lost its much over-valued independence and got consumed by Love Media last week, that it would lead inexorably to a decline in standards. Well, I have two things to say to the doubters.
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|headline="The Powers of the Fugue, A Mystery Uncovered"
|title2=Entertainment and the Arts by Morgan Merryweather
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|article="The Powers of the Fugue, A Mystery Uncovered"
|desc=Welcome back to my Memoires Entertainments, as they say in gay Paris. Have you ever been to Paris? It's magnificent. A place for the senses and the mind. Last time I was there, I met a charming Arab boy called Hossan who led me a merry dance, a waltz, or a cha cha, I can't remember, but it was marvelous. Anyway, I digress. This week in Liberty City, we've got a banquet of emotion in the arts.
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