Oktoober 2001/Kas oled seda naist näinud
Kas oled seda naist näinud?
Liberty Tree uudistebüroo
18. oktroober 2001 kell 22:20
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Kelly Sue DeConnick
Dominikaani ja Kolumbia päritolu naist peetakse erakordselt ohtlikuks, eriti kui juhtute olema pankur, kelle kurgus on tema püssitoru. Seni on ta suutnud õiguskaitseorganite kätte langemist vältida ning temaga tuleks suhelda äärmise ettevaatlikkusega.
Asked why they thought she was now living in Liberty City, our sources said, "We raided her apartment last week in one of those funny towns down south with a Spanish name, Los Something or other, or San Somebody, and we found a ticket with a flight to Francis International Airport. It didn't take us long to realize this was the airport in Liberty City, but just to make sure, we rang up and checked and then looked on the internet. However, this extra research meant she slipped through our fingers again, and is now still at large. We ask ordinary citizens not to worry. The full power and might of our incredible investigative team will be brought to bear on this woman, just as soon we find her. If you do see her, we suggest keeping very calm, before screaming 'Help, I'm in the presence of a dangerous psychotic lunatic. Please call the FBI right away!' In order to expedite this, we suggest ordinary citizens practice this whenever they are out and about."
