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Vol. 1, Issue 9
The News Organ of Liberty City
Thursday October 18th, 2001
" Yesterday's News Today "
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| h English (en) | SPANK usage is thought to be rife amongst the young and is responsible for untold deaths and injuries. Common amongst SPANK users are serious mental delusions, including Vegetosis, when addicts who have gone too far believe they can never eat meat again and another condition with a long name that sounded very worrying. Authorities are convinced that SPANK distribution, although SPANK is a completely synthetic substance, is connected to Colombian drugs gangs who have long operated in the Liberty City area. They don't, however, have any evidence to support this supposition. Or at least, they weren't telling us, even when we bought them a lot of drinks, and threatened to show their wives photos of them leaving places of ill repute. |
| h Estonian (et) | SPANKi tarvitamine on arvatavasti laialt levinud noorte hulgas ning vastutab paljude surmade ja vigastuste eest. Tüüpilised SPANKi kasutajad kannatavad raskete vaimsete luulude all, sealhulgas Vegetoosi – seisund, kus sõltlane usub, et ei suuda enam kunagi liha süüa – ja teise keerulisema nimega haiguse all, mis kõlas äärmiselt murettekitavalt. Võimud on veendunud, et kuigi SPANK on täielikult sünteetiline aine, on selle levitamine seotud Kolumbia narkojõukudega, kes on Liberty Citys juba pikka aega tegutsenud. Kuid selle oletuse toetuseks puuduvad konkreetsed tõendid. Või vähemalt, nad ei jaganud neid meiega – isegi siis, kui me neile ohtralt jooke välja tegime ja ähvardasime nende naistele näidata fotosid, kus nad väljuvad kahtlase mainega asutustest. |
