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Vol. 1, Issue 9
The News Organ of Liberty City
Thursday October 18th, 2001
" Yesterday's News Today "
October 2001
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Another Punch in the Gut for Organized Crime
By Peter Armstrong, Liberty Tree News Bureau
A local hoodlum and criminal yesterday found out that after a lifetime of fast living, "bling and bitches" (platinum jewelry and loose women), crime really does not pay, after he was sent down for a long time, with no option of parole.
Elderly Asian Man Held
After Failing to Satisfy Immigration
Liberty Tree News Bureau
The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the country.
Have You Seen This Woman?
Liberty Tree News Bureau
FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may now be operating in the Liberty City area. The picture above is of a mysterious and very dangerous female, police believe to be connected to a number of bank robberies in the southwest over the past three years.
Liberty Tree Wins Award.
No New Information.
Liberty Tree News Bureau
The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day.
DOG BAN UPHELD
Liberty Tree News Bureau
If there's one thing you'll never see fouling the streets of Liberty City, it's a dog. The city council have voted overwhelmingly to uphold the ban on dog ownership in our city.
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