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Vol. 1, Issue 9
The News Organ of Liberty City
Thursday October 18th, 2001
" Yesterday's News Today "
October 2001
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By Peter Armstrong, Liberty Tree News Bureau
A local hoodlum and criminal yesterday found out that after a lifetime of fast living, "bling and bitches" (platinum jewelry and loose women), crime really does not pay, after he was sent down for a long time, with no option of parole.
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The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the country.
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FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may now be operating in the Liberty City area. The picture above is of a mysterious and very dangerous female, police believe to be connected to a number of bank robberies in the southwest over the past three years.
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The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day.
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If there's one thing you'll never see fouling the streets of Liberty City, it's a dog. The city council have voted overwhelmingly to uphold the ban on dog ownership in our city.
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