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Vol. 1, Issue 9
The News Organ of Liberty City
Thursday October 18th, 2001
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- 18:44, 4 February 2025 October 2001/Have You Seen This Woman (hist | edit) [2,216 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Have You Seen This Woman? |title2= |lt=yes |published=October 18th 2001 3:20pm EST |author=Kelly Sue DeConnick |image=story3.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Have YOU seen her? |article= |desc=FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may now be operating in the Liberty City area. Police believe the above picture is of a mysterious and very dangerous female c...")
- 18:43, 4 February 2025 October 2001/Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration (hist | edit) [1,695 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Elderly Asian Man Held |title2=After Failing to Satisfy Immigration |lt=yes |published=October 18th 2001 4:30pm EST |author=Amy Salzburg |image=story2.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Strange, old Asian man. |article= |desc=The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS...")
- 18:40, 4 February 2025 October 2001/Another Punch in the Gut for Organized Crime (hist | edit) [2,477 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Another Punch in the Gut for Organized Crime |headline= |title2=By Peter Armstrong, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=October 18th 2001 3:22pm EST |author= |image=story1a.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=No longer running guns, 8-Ball gets some exercise behind prison walls. |article= |desc=A local hoodlum and criminal yesterday found out that after a lifetime of fast living, "bling and bitche...")
- 18:37, 4 February 2025 September 2001/Spank Menace Grows. No New Information. (hist | edit) [2,586 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Spank Menace Grows.<br>No New Information. |title2= |lt=yes |published=September 6th 2001 2:10pm EST |author=E. Crume |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=The new street menace, SPANK, is running riot in Liberty City, and has been blamed for the rise in crime across the entire metropolitan area. That much is well known. What police and other government agencies interested...")
- 18:36, 4 February 2025 September 2001/Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again) (hist | edit) [2,151 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again) |title2= |lt=yes |published=September 6th 2001 3:20pm EST |author=Ken Dellamonica |image=tunnel.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Pan-Lantic construction on Portland Tunnel<br>remains ongoing. Luckily they're paid hourly. |article= |desc=The long delayed Porter Tunnel project, linking Liberty City's two island boroughs, Staunton and Portland has been beset by...")
- 18:35, 4 February 2025 September 2001/Internal Affairs Called In (hist | edit) [1,949 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Internal Affairs Called In |title2= |lt=yes |published=September 6th 2001 4:30pm EST |author=Bob Jefferson |image=stop.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=LCPD earning their wage, legitimately. |article= |desc=Corruption continues to bedevil the LCPD. We all know that. Which of us hasn't bribed our way out of a speeding ticket? Who amongst our wives and girlfriends hasn't flirted shamelessly...")
- 18:29, 4 February 2025 September 2001/An Interview With Donald Love (hist | edit) [5,687 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> center|link= {{news |featured= |headline=An Interview With Donald Love |title2= |lt=yes |published=September 21st 2001 5:40pm EST |author=William Mazyck |image=love.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Liberty Tree welcomes Donald Love,<br>newest bastion of the community. |article= |desc=With the opening of his new website, a precursor to his entry into the world of internet television some time in...")
- 18:25, 4 February 2025 August 2001/Francis International Airport a Center for Smuggling (hist | edit) [1,202 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Francis International Airport a Center for Smuggling |title2= |lt=yes |published=July 1st 2001 11:00am EST |author=Frederic Pierce |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Liberty City's airport, Francis International, is believed to have developed into a center of smuggling and illegal immigration. Customs Officials are ramping up their efforts to rid our city of the dangers...")
- 18:24, 4 February 2025 August 2001/Internal Affairs Investigate Links Between Yakuza and Police (hist | edit) [935 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Internal Affairs Investigate Links Between Yakuza and Police |title2= |lt=yes |published=July 1st 2001 1:01pm EST |author=Clint Glen |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Internal Affairs at the LCPD are increasingly concerned that the police department is heavily linked to organized gangsters from Japan, called Yakuza, whom are operating in the greater Liberty City area....")
- 18:23, 4 February 2025 August 2001/Bayreuth Be Damned (hist | edit) [1,514 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Bayreuth Be Damned |title2=by Morgan Merryweather |lt= |published= |author= |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Darlings, c'est moi, Morgan. Medicated up to the eyeballs and lost in opera space. And, where does August find me? In Germany, for the Wagner? In Glyndebourne, for the repertoire of picnics and nubile boarding school boys on the cusp of puberty? Oh, no. In Libe...")
- 18:22, 4 February 2025 August 2001/Ambulance Drivers Threaten Industrial Dispute (hist | edit) [1,633 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Ambulance Drivers Threaten Industrial Dispute |title2= |lt=yes |published=August 15th 2001 3:23pm EST |author=Benjamin Mill |image=paramedics2.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Our samaritans-by-profession have<br>sadly become targets themselves |article= |desc=Liberty City's ambulance drivers are threatening to go on strike over poor working conditions and the dangers associated with respond...")
- 18:20, 4 February 2025 August 2001/Strange Tramps Seen All Over Liberty City (hist | edit) [3,547 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline= |title2= |lt=yes |published= |author= |image=tramps2.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Taken near moments before this gruesome beggar<br>attacked an innocent Liberty Tree staff photog |article= |desc=For as long as people can remember, usually 5 or 6 years after they were born, barring major neurological problems, the hobo has been a much welcomed part of Liberty City life. The old bum, d...")
- 18:16, 4 February 2025 July 2001/Opera with Morgan Merryweather (hist | edit) [1,082 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Opera with Morgan Merryweather |title2= |lt=yes |published= |author= |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Summer is well and truly upon us, my darlings, and in summer, a young man's thoughts turn to Bangkok, and the delights of the Pat Pong district. If, however, you are stuck in this un-sophisticated backwater, then it must turn to opera. Not Bayreuth and not Glyndebour...")
- 18:16, 4 February 2025 July 2001/Killer Bees: Not a Threat In Liberty City (hist | edit) [1,403 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Killer Bees: |title2=Not a Threat In Liberty City! |lt=yes |published=July 1st 2001 2:53pm EST |author=Frederic Pierce |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Radio shows have been inundated with calls asking about the presence of killer bees in Liberty City. There is absolutely no basis of truth for this rumor and experts are puzzled as to why or how this rumor has started....")
- 18:14, 4 February 2025 July 2001/Luigi Goterelli: Im a Night Club Owner, Not a Pimp (hist | edit) [1,065 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Luigi Goterelli: |title2="I'm a Night Club Owner, Not a Pimp!" |lt=yes |published=July 1st 2001 3:02pm EST |author=Paul Mill |image=st4.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew=286px |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Luigi Goterelli seen with the luxury that smut affords him. |article= |desc=Luigi Goterelli, owner of the notorious Sex Club Seven, has pleaded "not guilty" in his trial for running premises for immoral purposes and f...")
- 18:13, 4 February 2025 July 2001/Toni Cipriani: Loves His Mommas Sauce (hist | edit) [1,415 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Toni Cipriani: Loves His Momma's Sauce |title2= |lt=yes |published=July 1st 2001 5:47pm EST |author=Nicholas Morris |image=st3b.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew=286px |imagefloat= |imagedesc=A glimpse of the tomato sauce trade... in action. |article= |desc=Toni Cipriani, heir to Liberty City's best-known Italian empire, Momma's Restaurant, the famed St. Mark's eatery where the great and the not-so-great get their...")
- 18:09, 4 February 2025 July 2001/Leone: Like Father, Like Son (hist | edit) [1,433 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline= |title2= |lt=yes |published=July 1st 2001 6:14pm EST |author=Johnnie Blain |image=st2b.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew=286px |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Joey's Garage preparing for a bit of "customer service". |article= |desc=Joey Leone presents a humble exterior to the world. "I'm just a car guy!" He says, before launching into a string of expletives and throwing our reporter off his property. Joey Leone is a car...")
- 18:07, 4 February 2025 July 2001/Turf Wars and Triads Lead to Power Vacuum at the Top (hist | edit) [1,518 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Turf Wars and Triads Lead to Power Vacuum at the Top |headline= |title2=By Walt Jefferson, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=July 1st 2001 7:30pm EST |author= |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Police and organized crime experts are concerned that the Mafia may be losing their grip in Liberty City! Strange as it may sound, the police believe that the apparent problems withi...")
- 18:05, 4 February 2025 June 2001/Liberty City Community College: THE WORST UNIVERSITY IN AMERICA (hist | edit) [2,321 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Liberty City Community College: |title2=THE WORST UNIVERSITY IN AMERICA |lt=yes |published=June 1st 2001 1:37pm EST |author=Johnny Ryan |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=It's official. What we had all known for a long time. Liberty City Community College is now officially "the least impressive" further education destination in the United States. With enrollment at a re...")
- 18:04, 4 February 2025 June 2001/Yakuza Operating With Impunity (hist | edit) [1,472 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline= |title2= |lt=yes |published=June 1st 2001 5:01pm EST |author=Thomas Jones |image=yakuza.gif |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Japanese criminals have begun to operate in Liberty City. Police note with shame that the on-going financial crisis in Asia has led to some of the most violent criminals in the east making the journey to the west. Liberty City has, since the mid 1970s,...")
- 18:03, 4 February 2025 June 2001/Spank Here to Slay (hist | edit) [1,793 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Spank Here to Slay |title2= |lt=yes |published=June 1st 2001 5:59pm EST |author=Bob Malkin |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=An evil new menace, Spank, is running riot through the streets of Liberty City. A synthetic, entirely artificially fabricated drug, Spank is an evil our city hasn't seen the likes of before or since. Making previous drug epidemics look like a fam...")
- 18:01, 4 February 2025 June 2001/Hand Grenades Not Fit For City Life (hist | edit) [1,943 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Hand Grenades Not Fit For City Life |headline= |title2=By Howard Child, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=June 1st 2001 6:11 EST |author= |image=grenade5.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew=150px |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Hurling abuse - Liberty City style |article= |desc=Previously gun-friendly mayor, O' Donovan has come out and said what many of us had long thought: "Hand grenades have no place in our city." Following a...")
- 20:13, 3 February 2025 May 2001/The Powers of the Fugue, A Mystery Uncovered (hist | edit) [2,011 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline="The Powers of the Fugue, A Mystery Uncovered |title2=Entertainment and the Arts by Morgan Merryweather |lt= |published= |author= |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Welcome back to my Memoires Entertainments, as they say in gay Paris. Have you ever been to Paris? It's magnificent. A place for the senses and the mind. Last time I was there, I met a charming Arab boy call...")
- 19:53, 3 February 2025 May 2001/EDITORIAL Advertising Good for America (hist | edit) [1,208 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=EDITORIAL<br>Advertising Good for America |title2=by Jeffrey Veselik, Liberty Tree Associate Editor |lt= |published= |author= |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Do you like our new format? We've included much more adverts, and far fewer stories. Why? Because we're an American newspaper. A lot of people claimed that when The Liberty Tree lost its much over-valued indepen...")
- 19:51, 3 February 2025 May 2001/Mayor ODonovan Denies Misuse of Government Funds Over Nail Gun Fiasco (hist | edit) [1,486 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Mayor O'Donovan Denies Misuse of Government Funds Over Nail Gun Fiasco |title2= |lt=yes |published=May 1st 2001 1:14pm EST |author=Joel Stahlman |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Mayor O'Donovan. Is he a mayor or a nail gun? Sounds stupid, I know, but not in Liberty City. The Mayor's brother is CEO of Donovan Hardware, makers of the aforementioned nail gun and he hasn't b...")
- 19:49, 3 February 2025 May 2001/Mackerel Factory to Expand (hist | edit) [1,861 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Mackerel Factory to Expand |title2= |lt=yes |published=May 1st 2001 3:14pm EST |author=Kristen Burns |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Cheung Industries of Shanghai announced that they were to expand the factory production of mackerel in the Liberty City area. Cheung Industries is well known for the creation of what has been derisorily called "artificial" Mackerel, a t...")
- 19:44, 3 February 2025 May 2001/Gangs Rife on our City Streets, Corruption Everywhere (hist | edit) [2,876 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Gangs Rife on our City Streets, Corruption Everywhere |title2=By Walt Karl, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=May 1st 2001 4:59pm EST |author= |image=screen1627.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew=150px |imagefloat=left |imagedesc=Normally peaceful citizens are<br>forced to carry protection |article= |desc=The Liberty City Police Department has conducted a survey into the roles gangs play in our city's violen...")
- 19:37, 3 February 2025 April 2001/Pollution not bad for health (hist | edit) [1,266 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Pollution "not bad for health" |title2= |lt=yes |published=April 1st 2001 09:11am EST |author=Thomas Stewart |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=A government body said the recent oil spill in Liberty City harbor "would cause no lasting damage to Liberty City inhabitants, as long as they don't swim, or drink tap water." The oil spill, which environmental agencies claim is...")
- 19:32, 3 February 2025 April 2001/Insurance Costs Soar (hist | edit) [889 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Insurance Costs Soar |title2= |lt=yes |published=April 1st 2001 11:07am EST |author=Bill Tautz |image= |imagel=yes |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Insurance premiums are set to rise above the rate of inflation for the seventh year running. Figures showing a rise in car crime by 18% have prompted insurers to raise premiums across the board for residents of Liberty. "There are ways you c...")
- 07:34, 3 February 2025 April 2001/Zaibatsu Release Equanox (hist | edit) [1,422 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> <h3>Medicine and Healthcare:</h3> {{news |featured= |headline=Zaibatsu Release Equanox |title2= |lt=yes |published=April 1st 2001 1:00pm EST |author=Brian Robinson |image=equanox.gif |imagel=yes |imagew=305px |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals, the pharmaceutical arm of Liberty City's very own Zaibatsu Corporation, unveiled their new wonder drug, Equanox, yesterday at the city's annual Beneficial Chem...")
- 07:30, 3 February 2025 April 2001/Police Helicopters To Help Fight Crime (hist | edit) [1,664 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Police Helicopters To Help Fight Crime |title2= |lt=yes |published=April 1st 2001 3:16pm EST |author=Trudy Fink |image=helicopter.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew=150px |imagefloat=left |imagedesc=A crime suspect about to be<br>introduced to Liberty City's latest<br>crime fighters |article= |desc=Liberty City's beleaguered police department has finally gotten some help. After years of under-funding and low morale...")
- 19:21, 2 February 2025 April 2001/SALVATORE LEONE: Just a Business Man (hist | edit) [2,464 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=SALVATORE LEONE: |headline="Just a Business Man" |title2=By Julius Cohen, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=April 1st 2001 4:36pm EST |author= |image=leone.jpg |imagew=200px |imagefloat=left |imagedesc=Just a Businessman with poor numeracy;<br>Salvatore Leone |article= |desc=Salvatore Leone walked free from a federal court yesterday, as the case against him collapsed. Leone, who had been on trial for tax evasio...") originally created as "April 2001/SALVATORE LEONE: "Just a Business Man""
- 19:16, 2 February 2025 March 2001/Red Light Licenses up for Renewal (hist | edit) [1,112 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured='Red Light' Licenses up for Renewal |headline= |title2=Citizen's Groups Petition Mayor's Office |lt=yes |published=March 1st 2001 5:43am ES |author=Thomas Shaw |image= |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=The five-yearly review of 'Red Light' licenses will be due at the end of the month. Citizen's groups have already started petitioning the Mayor's Office in an attempt to revamp the city's aging Red Li...") originally created as "March 2001/'Red Light' Licenses up for Renewal Citizen's Groups Petition Mayor's Office"
- 19:10, 2 February 2025 March 2001/Entertainment (hist | edit) [1,861 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=Entertainment |title2=Theatre Correspondent, Morgan Merryweather takes you on a trip through Liberty's Theatre district and tells you what's a hit and what's not. |lt=yes |published= |author= |image= |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Thanks for all of your kind letters! One thing about major mental health problems is that they certainly let you know who your friends are, so to all of you...")
- 18:31, 2 February 2025 March 2001/Report Confirms Liberty has NO Tourist Industry (hist | edit) [1,379 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Report Confirms Liberty has NO Tourist Industry |headline= |title2= |lt=yes |published=March 1st 2001 11:59am EST |author=Mark Reed |image= |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Liberty has been quoted as 'the last place on Earth' many Americans would like to spend their vacations. Liberty enjoys some of the highest unemployment figures, annually fails Clean Air targets and has emergency services that a...")
- 18:29, 2 February 2025 March 2001/Porter Tunnel Six Months Behind Schedule (hist | edit) [1,133 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Porter Tunnel Six Months Behind Schedule |headline= |title2= |lt=yes |published=March 1st 2001 6:30pm EST |author=Andre Perkins |image=tunnel2.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew=200px |imagefloat= |imagedesc=A completed section of the tunnel, the opening of which has been delayed until late Fall |article= |desc=Chief engineer and project director Winston Cole admitted at a meeting with the FBC Finance Group that funding would...")
- 18:27, 2 February 2025 March 2001/Donald Love coming to Liberty (hist | edit) [794 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Donald Love coming to Liberty |headline= |title2= |lt=yes |published=March 1st 2001 2:41pm EST |author=Paul Marchiando |image= |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Following Barry Harcross's return to Liberty, his long term rival, Donald Love is also planning to invest in our great city. Representatives of Love Inc have been buying property across the city, while Mr. Love, an American legend who has ch...")
- 17:28, 2 February 2025 March 2001/Liberty City is over-run with unregistered weapons (hist | edit) [2,261 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=FROM BASEBALL BATS<br>TO ROCKET LAUNCHERS |headline=Liberty City is over-run with unregistered weapons |title2=By Chris Carruthers, Crime Correspondent |lt= |published=March 1st 2001 5:16pm EST |author= |image=baseball.jpg |imagel=yes |imagew=200px |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Police interview a man who seems a long way from home plate |article= |desc=Gun sellers in Liberty City have never had it so good! Police are rep...")
- 17:22, 2 February 2025 February 2001/World News (hist | edit) [673 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=WORLD NEWS |headline= |title2= |lt= |published= |author= |image= |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=News from the rest of the world didn't seem very interesting today, especially when compared to that cute tale about that old woman's cat stuck up a tree, or the human interest story about the dangers of eating too many chicken wings. Besides which, I don't even own a passport. Who needs one? This is G...")
- 17:20, 2 February 2025 February 2001/BUSINESS MAN CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES RETURNS TO LIBERTY CITY (hist | edit) [1,356 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured= |headline=BUSINESS MAN CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES RETURNS TO LIBERTY CITY |title2= |lt=yes |published=February 1st 2001 03:37am EST |author=Jayne Kwiatowski |image= |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=The man they tried to destroy, Barry Harcross, has returned to the US now that all charges have been dropped and has come home, to Liberty City. You may recall how back in 1997, the FBI falsely accused Mr....")
- 17:18, 2 February 2025 February 2001/THE W TO DROP IN ON LIBERTY CITY (hist | edit) [1,296 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured='THE W' TO DROP IN ON LIBERTY CITY |headline= |title2= |lt=yes |published=February 1st 2000 10:32pm EST |author=Paul Civille |image=gwbush.gif |imagew=128px |imagefloat=left |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Hot after his inaugural celebration newly elected President George W. Bush is making Liberty City his first stop on a nationwide big city tour. "I'm so sick of seeing the guy's face," store owner Rudy Chi said. "I wi...") originally created as "February 2001/'THE W' TO DROP IN ON LIBERTY CITY"
- 17:11, 2 February 2025 February 2001/CRIME REPORT CARD: STAY HOME AND WATCH TV! (hist | edit) [1,707 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=CRIME REPORT CARD:<br>STAY HOME AND WATCH TV! |headline= |title2= |lt=yes |published=February 1st 2000 12:11pm EST |author=Stan Wayridge |image= |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc= |article= |desc=Statistically, Liberty City remains a safe place to live, work and play, especially for the house bound, and those in prison. However conflicting results amassed by the Liberty Tree has found that crime is on the rise. In 1...")
- 16:28, 2 February 2025 February 2001/Car Jacking Back In Vogue (hist | edit) [2,856 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Car Jacking Back In Vogue |headline= |title2=Spate of grand theft auto has brought menace back to our city streets, but is helping local business! |lt=yes |published=February 1st 2000 2:57pm EST |author= |image=carjack2.jpg |imagew=230px |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Click for a larger version |article= |desc=As you may have noticed, Liberty City has been plagued in recent months by a spate of car jacking, the worst in t...")
- 16:22, 2 February 2025 February 2001 (hist | edit) [3,132 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{news |featured=Car Jacking Back In Vogue |headline= |title2=Spate of grand theft auto has brought menace back to our city streets, but is helping local business! |lt=yes |published=February 1st 2000 2:57pm EST |author= |image=carjack_t1.jpg |imagew= |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Hero-for-a-day cameraman catches a carjack-in-progress |article=Car Jacking Back In Vogue |desc=As you may have noticed, Liberty City has been plagued in recent months by a spate of car jacking, the...")
- 16:11, 2 February 2025 March 2001 (hist | edit) [3,090 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{news |featured=FROM BASEBALL BATS<br>TO ROCKET LAUNCHERS |headline=Liberty City is over-run with unregistered weapons |title2=By Chris Carruthers, Crime Correspondent |lt= |published=March 1st 2001 5:16pm EST |author= |image=rocket_t.jpg |imagew=200px |imagefloat= |imagedesc=Last week's rocket launcher led to widespread panic, and death |article=Liberty City is over-run with unregistered weapons |desc=Gun sellers in Liberty City have never had it so good! Police are re...")
- 16:02, 2 February 2025 April 2001 (hist | edit) [3,049 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{news |featured=SALVATORE LEONE: |headline="Just a Business Man" |title2=By Julius Cohen, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=April 1st 2001 4:36pm EST |author= |image=leone.jpg |imagew=200px |imagefloat=left |imagedesc=Just a Businessman with poor numeracy;<br>Salvatore Leone |article=SALVATORE LEONE: "Just a Business Man" |desc=Salvatore Leone walked free from a federal court yesterday, as the case against him collapsed. Leone, who had been on trial for tax evas...")
- 15:47, 2 February 2025 May 2001 (hist | edit) [3,510 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{news |featured=Gangs Rife on our City Streets, Corruption Everywhere |headline= |title2=By Walt Karl, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=May 1st 2001 4:59pm EST |author= |image=1557_t.jpg |imagew=150px |imagefloat=left |imagedesc=Gang activity impeding the flow of<br>traffic in the St. Marks area. |article=Gangs Rife on our City Streets, Corruption Everywhere |desc=The Liberty City Police Department has conducted a survey into the roles gangs play in our city's v...")
- 15:10, 2 February 2025 June 2001 (hist | edit) [3,519 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{news |featured=Hand Grenades Not Fit For City Life |headline= |title2=By Howard Child, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=June 1st 2001 6:11 EST |author= |image=molotov9.gif |imagedesc=Drink it, don't throw it! |article=Hand Grenades Not Fit For City Life |desc=Previously gun-friendly mayor, O' Donovan has come out and said what many of us had long thought: "Hand grenades have no place in our city." Following a recent rise in the use of exploding projectiles, inc...")
- 14:59, 2 February 2025 July 2001 (hist | edit) [3,604 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Turf Wars and Triads Lead to Power Vacuum at the Top |headline= |title2=By Walt Jefferson, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=July 1st 2001 7:30pm EST |author= |image= |imagedesc= |article=Turf Wars and Triads Lead to Power Vacuum at the Top |desc=Police and organized crime experts are concerned that the Mafia may be losing their grip in Liberty City! Strange as it may sound, the police believe that the apparent p...")
- 14:49, 2 February 2025 August 2001 (hist | edit) [3,295 bytes] Lazlow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center <hr> {{news |featured=Strange Tramps Seen All Over Liberty City |headline= |title2=By Irene Kelly, Liberty Tree News Bureau |lt= |published=August 15th 2001 4:30pm EST |author= |image=tramps1_t.jpg |imagedesc=Gone are the days of feeling safe among the <br> docile, mangy tramp populace of Liberty City |article=Strange Tramps Seen All Over Liberty City |desc=For as long as people can remember, usually 5 or 6 years after they were born, ba...")